Category: The Jump CU
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Study: 95% of College Leftists Don’t Know the Difference Between Marxism-Leninism-Maoism and Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Gonzalo Thought
Organizers and activists in the Boulder area are now being required to answer for the deeply disturbing revelations that have rocked the community ever since a study conducted the Jump’s Office of Statistics and Theoretical Circlejerkery uncovered that a shocking 95% of individuals active in leftist action campaigns were not able to cogently define the…
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Sports Desk: Frustrated by New Challenges, Coach Prime Picks Up a Disturbing Habit
By Ricky Monaco Really sad stuff coming from CU football, folks. Inside sources tell us that behind the scenes, Coach Deion Sanders has been far from the charismatic leader we know him as, giving into dangerous behaviors that could potentially be the undoing of one of the biggest stories in college sports these past few…
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Happy Hispanic Heritage Month.
It’s that time of year again when we get the opportunity to celebrate our Hispanic friends and the cultures of Spain and… friends. Particularly, in the case you don’t have any Spanish-speaking friends, consider this month a reminder that other cultures exist and you probably should have been embracing that year-round, but what are Lent…
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I Think I May be Onto Something: They’ve Cloned Justin Schwartz
Letter to the Editor With the recent rumors that Chancellor Justin Schwartz’s email following the swatting of Norlin Library may have been composed with generative AI, I can’t help but wonder if this is revealing of something more sinister about the administration of CU Boulder. I can’t lie; my first thoughts weren’t to see if…
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Students Supporting Ireland Suspected of Peddling IRA Recruitment Material
Members of CU’s Irxsh community and their allies are in shock after Students Supporting Ireland, a club dedicated to building student solidarity and cultural connection with the Emerald Isle, received notice that they had been placed in bad standing as a student organization while a university-sponsored probe as well as a Department of Homeland Security…
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Opinion: What I Learned From a Month Riding Around Campus on a Razor Scooter
At the start of the semester, I began an audacious experiment. I’d been seeing people riding electric Lime-brand scooters—I’d been almost hit by those people several times—and I was wondering what other modes of transportation could help me cut down on my time going to class… and maybe decrease my chances of getting smoked by…
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